Cats or Dogs?

I dont brush my dog..... if it needs to get done, chances are, that my dad will do it before I get around to it.... thats IF it gets done... and the cat? Damn.. well.. I'd like to see someone try to get a brush near him, without being killed.

me2 2/6/03 1:32pm

THX, this sounds to me like....

ANOTHER VOTE FOR CATS!!!!!!!

:)))

i believe she was torn with what to vote for because she's got 2 cats and a dog. but if i remember a conversation i had with her correctly, the dog is really her husband's, and since he's not here to vote.....

In my totally unbiased, objective opinion. ;)

actually you don't recall that conversation. it happened on the phone :)

However, I'm thinking the new cat might jut tip the balance ipso facto.... ;)

ahh. thatconversation. i think you're right on that.

Is it too late to cast my vote? If not, I vote DOG! (Only because my near-toothless 4 lb. pom-a-poo made me ... what a Cujo!)

I dont recall the vote- it would have probly been made in the first 50 posts though-I am just too lazy and too spoiled (like a cat) to go look :)

and I don't think I will ever get used to all the cat/dog hair!
I watch too much Home & Garden and the floors in those homes are always perfect!

and whats with all the dust too? I swear! is this a Minnesota thing?
when we were doing some remodeling I wanted windows and floors like some of the homes on tv but to find cause we live in Minnesota we need screens (damn mosquitos!) and we can't get that old woodwork floors unless we pay double to get it sent here from the south! Talk about spoiled as a cat! good grief! oh, that would be in favor of beagles now wouldnt it?!!!

here is my vote. :)

well then here is a pic for you reg!

Awww cute! Looks like my Runty Guy who disappeared!

Did anyone see the Osbourne episode with the "incident" between the cat and dog (both male)? Whoa! I never would have believed it possible! That dogs gotta be the epitemy of "horn dog"! That poor cat!

The dog I just gave away used to do that to all the animals in the house! poor cat just let him do it too!

I don't see any animal hair on your couch!!!!
I HATE when our dog licks her butt!!!! ALL the friggen time!!!!and she leaves a wet mess so no way would she be allowed to do that on the couch!

look at it this way. it could be yourbutt she's licking all the time.

oh, why didn't I think of that? that's it! I'm jealous! geeesh Ares!

that wasn't intended to make you feel jealous. just to point out that it could be worse. geeesh Me2!

Trust me! there is plenty of hair on that couch! notice the verry fat and hairy cat in my avatar! she is a shedding machine!

I'm making a guest appearance in this thread just because it seemed the best one to post this picture someone sent me...

Looks like a rat wearing a cat costume!

that's one very pissed off cat. i'm not sure, but i believe it may have come from mycathatesyou.com. and understandably so.

I got that same picture too but havn't had time to post it- thanks for doing the work AW :)

poor kitty- supposedly the person who owned the kitty lived in the south and had an accent. Normally took the kitty to have a 'line cut' --after moving north though the person took the kitty in for the 'line cut' and the groomer misheard and gave the kitty a 'lion cut'.....:( hehehe

My sister had "moon boots" back in the 70's that looked like that!

Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Rover or something. I call mine ``Sex''. Well, Sex is a very embarrassing name. One day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A cop came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said I was looking for Sex. My court case comes up next Thursday. One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex.

He said ``I would like to have one too!''

When I said ``But this is a dog'' he said he didn't care what she looked like.

Then I said ``You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old.''

He replied ``You must have been a strong boy.''

When I decided to get married I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding.

I said ``But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole life-style revolves around Sex.''

He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church. My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for Sex.

Then I said ``You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night''

and the clerk said ``Me too.''

One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV.

He said ``Show off.''

I told him it was a contest and he told me I should have sold tickets. When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said ``Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married'' and the Judge said ``Me too.'' When I told him that after I was married Sex had left me, he said ``Me too.'' Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for.

Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me ``What seems to be the trouble'' and I replied, ``Well, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely.''

The doctor said ``Look Mister, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Why not get yourself a dog.''

LOL me2!

I gotta say that the pix of that cat if friggen funny as hell! Damn, I think I pissed my pants! At least that's one cat that deserves to have that 'pussy' attitude. I don't know what da hell the excuse is for the rest of them thar varmints though.

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with
your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful
for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to
give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you
when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,

Then you are probably the family dog.

hmmm. nope. nope, that's what drugs are for. nope, i work for a living; that comes with the territory. nope. nope. ok that i can do. occasionally but usually nope. yup. yup. yup. yup. nope. i must be the family cat.

lol, ya know theres a door wide open there but I will. not. go. there.

i must be the family cat

::walking thru open door (because he is such a glutton for punishment, and insisted...)::

You purport to be the god of war, but I always new you were a pussy!

::slams door shut, runs away::

well, i didask for it...

on the other hand, you purport to be the godess of the hunt... :)

yes, and I hunt Pussies!

Oy! Who said that?

o do believe you did, art.

You purport to be the god of war, but I always new you were a pussy!

OMG! ROFL!!!

yes, and I hunt Pussies!

Are any of you getting turned on with this conversation?

yet another man who fits the 5.2 second rule :)

you can only endure 5.2 seconds?
you gotta practice more ;)

yes dear. ;)

5.2? You stud you!

Stud? wouldn't that be a horse? wrong thread.

:: stuffing the ballot box full of cat votes ::

<surreptitiously adds a second ballot box full of dog votes>

:: watches as the dog ballots self-immolate ::