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Cats or Dogs?

Submitted by THX 1138 on


The Voting Booth is Closed

As you can tell, this poll is VERY scientific in nature. Margin of error is a mere +/- 0.05%


Final Tally: 
Dog = 12 (Way to go, Quentin) 
Cat = 400,026 
Pig = 1 
Pet Rock = 1 
Firebelly Newt = 1 
Wombat = 4 (Includes other marsupials) 
Gerbil = 1 
Snakes= 1 
 

------------Honorable Mentions------------

 

Peacock = 0 (Though the peababies are damn cute).

 

Snow Leopards = 0 (Honorable mention)

 

Slow Lorises - Chunking Express loves em!

 

Fast Lorises - LUV2FLY will have nothing to do with those "Slow" Lorises.

 

Turtle = The turtle died

 

Stud Horse = 1 (just for having the word "stud" in his name)

 

ThoseMedallingKids

Ares is stuffing the pussy box?

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 2:29 PM Permalink
wilyone


<smirks as cat votes cast in invisible ink become illegible>

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 2:42 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

**tosses all of the previous votes in the fireplace, and fills out 100 new votes for "Giraffe"**

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 2:43 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Apparently you all have forgotten the wonders of having a sloth.

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 2:48 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

**Kills the sloth**

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 3:00 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Sloth-slayer!

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 3:03 PM Permalink
wilyone


<satisfies both dog and cat voters by casting 1000 ballots for cheetahs>

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 3:07 PM Permalink
ares


:: is thoroughly satisfied with the cheetahs winning the election. they are after all really big cats ::

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 5:16 PM Permalink
wilyone

...with some interesting doglike characteristics...

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 5:19 PM Permalink
ares

well, you know what a tiger is, right, wily?

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 5:27 PM Permalink
Clue Master

My votes go for a pet name and a pet peeve.

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:13 PM Permalink
me2

um, is this thread closing?

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:43 PM Permalink
me2

How many times can I vote?

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:44 PM Permalink
me2

Can someone distract THX while I vote?

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:45 PM Permalink
me2

and vote...

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:45 PM Permalink
me2

good he's not looking...

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:46 PM Permalink
me2

and vote...

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:46 PM Permalink
me2

there, THX tallies votes and finds...969 votes for the BEAVER ;)

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:47 PM Permalink
me2

Where is my Master? ;)

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:51 PM Permalink
ares

i dunno. can i be his understudy tonite ;)

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 6:54 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Damn me2! I missed ya. Shoot. I have a story to tell ya too. I was thinking about you at work tonight. I'll tells ya next time I sees ya. It was about a an air headed thing that I did that involved you.

I don't know if I could insure your safe return after being my under study ares. ;-)

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 8:43 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

**Once again, tosses all the votes in the fireplace, and fills out a buncha new votes for Giraffes... and Monkeys, and then locks the door and boards the windows, so no one can get in, until vote counting time**

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 9:40 PM Permalink
ares

I don't know about you, but that sure did leave a funny taste in my mouth

I don't know if I could insure your safe return after being my under stud y ares. ;-)

is anyone else saying eeew after this combination of tagline and statement?

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 9:45 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Yeeoow! Sorry 'bout that dude. It won't happen again. ;-{

Thu, 02/27/2003 - 10:26 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Violent J is banned from voting for killing the sloth.

Poor sloth

Fri, 02/28/2003 - 6:40 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

How can you ban me, if Ive locked the doors and boarded the windows? And besides, those votes didnt have my name on them either, they were cast by "Anonymous Scream Killer"

Fri, 02/28/2003 - 7:25 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

::sends the SPCA after J for killing the sloths::

Fri, 02/28/2003 - 7:29 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Come on man, you killed a sloth!

A poor little, slow moving, SLOTH!

::shakes head in disgust::

Fri, 02/28/2003 - 7:32 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I cant hear any of you anyways. I have the music in here turned up too loud. I'm not gonna come out, and no ones coming in either. HAHAHAHA..

Fri, 02/28/2003 - 1:39 PM Permalink
Clue Master

What's all that smoke in there? And why do I hear barnyard animals screaming for help?

Fri, 02/28/2003 - 5:00 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

OMG! it doesn't exactly HIDE everything!

Sun, 03/02/2003 - 7:33 AM Permalink
ares

its like i've always said about tigers. they're 800 pound pussies that eat you. looks like it could almost be taken literally in this case.

Sun, 03/02/2003 - 8:30 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

hee hee!

Sun, 03/02/2003 - 8:34 AM Permalink
maggieo

That pussy has a beaver in her mouth!

Sun, 03/02/2003 - 11:27 AM Permalink
ares

hmmmm. ya know, if you look at the sandaled foot that's precisely positioned between her legs....

Sun, 03/02/2003 - 11:36 AM Permalink
THX 1138



So, did she wake up one morning and go
"You know what I'm going to do today!"?

Sun, 03/02/2003 - 11:44 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Ya gotta like the camcorder guy in the background. You know this is one tape thats gonna get plenty of air time. hehe

Mon, 03/03/2003 - 5:07 AM Permalink
me2

That is COOL! I wonder what the guy on the end of her chain looks like.
She kinda looks like Raquel Welsh. Nice body.

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 10:40 AM Permalink
me2

I think "Tiger Woman" should get 'honorable Mention'

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 10:41 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I wonder what the guy on the end of her chain looks like

Who says it has to be a guy. You think what you like and I'll think what I like. ;-) Oink, Oink

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 10:59 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

How do you know it wasn't me?

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 11:00 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Exactly! hehe

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 11:02 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Marley takes good pictures ;-)

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 11:19 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

999 souch

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 11:20 AM Permalink
maggieo

That's one fine kitty!

Number!

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 11:20 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Thats one fine number!

palina souch

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 11:22 AM Permalink