The Voting Booth is Closed
As you can tell, this poll is VERY scientific in nature. Margin of error is a mere +/- 0.05%
Final Tally:
Dog = 12 (Way to go, Quentin)
Cat = 400,026
Pig = 1
Pet Rock = 1
Firebelly Newt = 1
Wombat = 4 (Includes other marsupials)
Gerbil = 1
Snakes= 1
------------Honorable Mentions------------
Peacock = 0 (Though the peababies are damn cute).
Snow Leopards = 0 (Honorable mention)
Slow Lorises - Chunking Express loves em!
Fast Lorises - LUV2FLY will have nothing to do with those "Slow" Lorises.
Turtle = The turtle died
Stud Horse = 1 (just for having the word "stud" in his name)
Ares is stuffing the pussy box?
<smirks as cat votes cast in invisible ink become illegible>
**tosses all of the previous votes in the fireplace, and fills out 100 new votes for "Giraffe"**
Apparently you all have forgotten the wonders of having a sloth.
**Kills the sloth**
Sloth-slayer!
<satisfies both dog and cat voters by casting 1000 ballots for cheetahs>
:: is thoroughly satisfied with the cheetahs winning the election. they are after all really big cats ::
...with some interesting doglike characteristics...
well, you know what a tiger is, right, wily?
My votes go for a pet name and a pet peeve.
um, is this thread closing?
How many times can I vote?
Can someone distract THX while I vote?
and vote...
good he's not looking...
and vote...
there, THX tallies votes and finds...969 votes for the BEAVER ;)
Where is my Master? ;)
i dunno. can i be his understudy tonite ;)
Damn me2! I missed ya. Shoot. I have a story to tell ya too. I was thinking about you at work tonight. I'll tells ya next time I sees ya. It was about a an air headed thing that I did that involved you.
I don't know if I could insure your safe return after being my under study ares. ;-)
**Once again, tosses all the votes in the fireplace, and fills out a buncha new votes for Giraffes... and Monkeys, and then locks the door and boards the windows, so no one can get in, until vote counting time**
I don't know about you, but that sure did leave a funny taste in my mouth
I don't know if I could insure your safe return after being my under stud y ares. ;-)
is anyone else saying eeew after this combination of tagline and statement?
Yeeoow! Sorry 'bout that dude. It won't happen again. ;-{
Violent J is banned from voting for killing the sloth.
Poor sloth
How can you ban me, if Ive locked the doors and boarded the windows? And besides, those votes didnt have my name on them either, they were cast by "Anonymous Scream Killer"
::sends the SPCA after J for killing the sloths::
Come on man, you killed a sloth!
A poor little, slow moving, SLOTH!
::shakes head in disgust::
I cant hear any of you anyways. I have the music in here turned up too loud. I'm not gonna come out, and no ones coming in either. HAHAHAHA..
What's all that smoke in there? And why do I hear barnyard animals screaming for help?
OMG! it doesn't exactly HIDE everything!
its like i've always said about tigers. they're 800 pound pussies that eat you. looks like it could almost be taken literally in this case.
hee hee!
That pussy has a beaver in her mouth!
hmmmm. ya know, if you look at the sandaled foot that's precisely positioned between her legs....
So, did she wake up one morning and go
"You know what I'm going to do today!"?
Ya gotta like the camcorder guy in the background. You know this is one tape thats gonna get plenty of air time. hehe
That is COOL! I wonder what the guy on the end of her chain looks like.
She kinda looks like Raquel Welsh. Nice body.
I think "Tiger Woman" should get 'honorable Mention'
I wonder what the guy on the end of her chain looks like
Who says it has to be a guy. You think what you like and I'll think what I like. ;-) Oink, Oink
How do you know it wasn't me?
Exactly! hehe
Marley takes good pictures ;-)
999 souch
That's one fine kitty!
Number!
Thats one fine number!
palina souch