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me2

interesting web-page and contest

I'm sure Kitch could find the answer

I may try to figure it out just for a chance at that bottle of hotsauce
Fri, 04/25/2008 - 1:17 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

soon to be lol!! But it will be in his back yard!!! lol!!!
Fri, 04/25/2008 - 1:35 AM Permalink
KITCH

I can't access photos at work :frown:

thru this proxy..what is it??

link?
Fri, 04/25/2008 - 5:52 AM Permalink
me2

they have a contest - there is a paper with some kind of court info on it with 3 people listed who had died. One of the names is markered out and you would have to figure out the name. I thought one was a lawyer from OJ Simpsons court case.
Fri, 04/25/2008 - 8:23 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

kitch Could you maybe find me a link to how well the Acupuncture Assistance in Quitting Smoking programs are like what there Success rate is Thank you!!
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 12:33 AM Permalink
Redbear

Kitch:

How heavy is a fart?
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 11:26 AM Permalink
KITCH

Most states run some type of free telephone-based program, such as the American Cancer Society’s Quitline® tobacco cessation program that links callers with trained counselors. These specialists help plan a quit method that fits each person's unique smoking pattern. People who use telephone counseling stop smoking at twice the rate of those who don't get this type of help. With guidance from a counselor, quitters can avoid common mistakes that may self-destruct a quit attempt.

Telephone counseling is also more convenient for many people than some other support programs. It doesn't require transportation or childcare, and it's available nights and weekends. Counselors may suggest a combination of methods including medicines, local classes, self-help brochures, and/or a network of family and friends.

Smokers can get help finding a Quitline® phone counseling program in their area by calling the ACS at 1-800-ACS-2345 (1-800-227-2345).
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 11:35 AM Permalink
KITCH

Acupuncture

This method has been used to quit smoking, but there is little evidence to show that it works. Acupuncture, when it is done, is usually done on certain parts of the ears. Although there is a very weak suggestion that acupuncture might lower the desire to smoke, there still is no solid evidence that it is truly effective as a smoking cessation tool (see the ACS document, Acupuncture). For a list of local physician acupuncturists, contact the American Academy of Medical Acupuncture at 1-800-521-2262.

http://www.cancer.org/docroot/ETO/content/ETO_5_3X_Acupuncture.asp
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 11:36 AM Permalink
mucluck

< didn't need to see that today :sad: :sad:
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 11:45 AM Permalink
Eags

Iceman, the ONLY way one of my relatives was able to quit was with acupuncture. He tried everything, sometimes even quit for long periods of time but was so crabby and always wanted to smoke.

Acupuncture really did it for him.

I think its good you are asking about success rates, though, as I'm sure the desire and readiness to quit are big factors too.

The phone counseling sounds like a good place to start - cool info, Kitch.
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 12:03 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I can only rave about Chantix (varenicline sulfate).

But nothing will work if you don't want it too.
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 2:08 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Exactly!

If you really want to quit.... Just do it.

Making up your mind that your really gonna quit is the hardest part. If you can do that, you can do anything.

Cold turkey's the best and hardest, but you only need to do it once.
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 4:49 PM Permalink
Eags

Looks like "other methods" do pretty well - I wonder what they are, in that study.
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 6:07 PM Permalink
me2

thats deep
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 8:53 PM Permalink
me2

I have a key that says do not duplicate

I need it duplicated ASAP

where can I go?
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 8:55 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Sorry Clucky

::HUGS:: :frown:
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 11:06 PM Permalink
Clue Master

As a former 3 pack/day smoker, I whole heartily agree with 3M. Cold turkey. Hard as hell but faster recovery time. I found that setting a special date and sticking to it works.

It doesn't for diets for me though :frown: :angry:
Tue, 04/29/2008 - 11:09 PM Permalink
OT

My goal is to quit by September. I'm taking a trip with my girl friends and I'm the only smoker. I feel tacky having to leave to go out for a smoke. So it's incentive.

I quit for 17 years long ago. I was pregnant and they just tasted nasty. I kept that last, unfinished pack in a drawer for years. I never should have started again. But I can do it. I gave up regular Coke for Lent and that was an addiction too. I haven't had a Coke since. I think coffee would be harder for me to quit than smoking.
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 6:02 AM Permalink
Redbear

Seriously, I want to know about the weight of farts. If you're overly gassy, does that make you heavier?
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 7:02 AM Permalink
KITCH

I'm working on that...

but your next on the list...
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 7:14 AM Permalink
KITCH

is a messy topic when you start mixing in viscosity.
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 7:28 AM Permalink
me2

I had a farting contest with Whitney last night :goofy:

we tied
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 7:45 AM Permalink
Eags

Having worked on a research project on an artificial anal sphincter, I thought it might be easy to find an answer to this question (even though I am not Kitch, hope its ok if I tried to answer).

Although I didn't find an answer yet, I did find this website, which doesn't answer your question (unless I missed something) but sure was entertaining and interesting to read:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 8:34 AM Permalink
me2

I just love you guys when we can talk about basically ANYTHING and still love eachother for it.
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 9:00 AM Permalink
Redbear

Eags:

Do you mean...

You were one of the designer's of a Bionic Asshole?
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 9:27 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

I had a real rumbler going last night at softball - to much hamburger over the last few days had me gurgling like a boat motor. Thank God no one stood downwind of the batter's box. :wink:
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 9:31 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

wow I had the same problem I had so much gas I couldnt stand my self!!!!
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 9:40 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I kept that last, unfinished pack in a drawer for years

I still have my 1/2 pack from 23 years ago. I've always said that if I had the craving to have one that I'd take one from that pack. Because I know I'd puke on the first drag.

That's prolly all it would take to fry it to the filter anyway since it's so dry.
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 11:02 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I was 2 1/2 packs a day for 30 years. One day I DECIDED to quit. Havn't smoked since. Been a few years now. Wasn't even my idea. The day came that my wife set "for us" to quit, and after smoking about 5 cigs after I got up (before she was awake) and thinking about if I was "really" gonna do it, I got up and put them in a cupboard and never touched another one since.
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 12:23 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I was always told when growing up that women dont fart, they "pass gas".
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 12:26 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

acticon neospincter....

Sounds like something out a scifi movie or the startrek spaceship.

"Scotty, activate the acticon neospincter now!"

"but Captain, I can't defy the laws of physics!"
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 12:38 PM Permalink
Eags

LM A O
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 12:42 PM Permalink
Clue Master

LOLOL!! :crying: :sillygrin:
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 1:28 PM Permalink
Eags

I can imagine the potential lawsuits with this one if someone put some stuffy co-worker's face on one of those farting characters and sent it around.

But for here, and especially with the fart discussions today, it seems perfect!
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 1:51 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I'll just put picture of a co-workers ass in place of the face. That way I'm not liable. :litesmile:

well except for that guy we call ass-face that is :sheepish:
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 1:54 PM Permalink
Eags

That is great, Cluey!
Wed, 04/30/2008 - 1:55 PM Permalink
me2

um, how did you get a picture of his ass?

or is it yours and youre not copping to it? :goofy:
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 11:53 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Oh, be quiet and put me down already. I'm getting dizzy up here. :pbpt: :lipsealed: :barf:
Thu, 05/01/2008 - 12:06 PM Permalink
me2

well my next question would be... how did you get a picture of your own ass. :pbpt: :ooh:

so you wanna wrestle now do yah?!

I'll body slam you
Fri, 05/02/2008 - 8:43 AM Permalink
ares

<-- would pay goof money to see that. (the body slam that is)
Sat, 05/03/2008 - 7:20 AM Permalink