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kitch what's the origin of 42 being the answer to "what is the meaning of life"
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 9:21 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I know I know!!!

::raises hand high in the air:: :ooh: :ooh:
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 1:50 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Oooooo! :ooh: Oooooo! :ooh: Ooooo!:ooh:

Me Too! Me Too! Me Too!

Uh, oops - sorry, um...

Me Also! Me Also! Me Also!

Wanted to avoid confusion there...
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 2:04 PM Permalink
Clue Master

She probably knows as well. :cool:

Seems like Mr. 300 is the only one who doesn't seem to know the meaning of life. :smile:
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 2:42 PM Permalink
OT

Too easy. :smile:
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 3:10 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

This reminds me of some Monty Python lyrics - see you in the Leisure Suit lounge in a minute...
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 3:44 PM Permalink
KITCH

Magrathea
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 6:54 PM Permalink
me2

a good cup of coffee
Sun, 03/16/2008 - 10:42 AM Permalink
KC0GRN

not exactly...
Sun, 03/16/2008 - 11:10 PM Permalink
Clue Master

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Sun, 03/16/2008 - 11:17 PM Permalink
diggin4it

Dear ask Kitch - what is the compound(s) that cause the odor from a light matchstick?
Thu, 03/20/2008 - 1:09 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

sulfur.

Is this a trick question? I thought your job at 3M had to do with chemistry or something of the like...
Thu, 03/20/2008 - 1:35 PM Permalink
OT

Maybe it's a trick question and it's actually something like the odor they add to natural gas to make it easy to detect a leak?
Thu, 03/20/2008 - 1:51 PM Permalink
diggin4it

Yes sulfur is (one) of the compounds...but is it sulfur dioxide or some other mixture.????...is it toxic? some say yes - some say no??? :confused:
Thu, 03/20/2008 - 1:57 PM Permalink
me2

I hope its not toxic, do you know how yummy those match heads are?!!!

I ate them as a kid and I'd eat them now.
Thu, 03/20/2008 - 5:48 PM Permalink
OT

I used to eat them too. I was afraid to post that because I thought you'd all think I was looney, but I used to eat toad stools too. Talk about yummy! Ate them all the time with the little boy across the street until we got caught one time by my father walking home from work.
Thu, 03/20/2008 - 5:55 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

A key ingredient in some really cool experiments we did in high school was ammonium sulfide - a semi-clear liquid that stunk of rotten eggs.

(Ammonia + Sulfur = The key ingredient in stink bombs)

Trust me - you knew if you left the cap open on THAT jar.

That stinky stuff combined with something dissolved in water - salt or aluminum powder or something like that - would make a clear liquid turn black - like India Ink black with just a few drops. We used that to WOW the elementary kids when they had their science fair.
Thu, 03/20/2008 - 6:49 PM Permalink
Clue Master

me2 and OT are freaks! :goofy:

:grin:
Thu, 03/20/2008 - 10:06 PM Permalink
me2

ok, I actually went and looked up toadstool because I really thought you meant you like to eat frog poop! I was having trouble thinking how that was anything close to matchheads. :goofy:
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 5:57 AM Permalink
OT

Haha! Haven't tried frog poop yet. I wonder if it's good? :goofy:
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 6:25 AM Permalink
OT

I get a fairy ring growing in my lawn during rainy periods. Sometimes the mushrooms grow as large as salad plates. There is a family of Russian immigrants living across the street from me. Last summer when they were particularly large one of the women came over with a plastic bag and cut them off and took them home. I guess she was going to cook with them. Maybe I'll beat her to the punch this summer. :smile:
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 6:30 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Me2 Logic test:

Toad Stool = Frog Poop

Weiner Dog = ?????

Just trying to gauge where your mind is at...considering all your eggs are 'cracked' on your avatar. :wink:

OT: What kind of tree do you have that has heavy enough cover to create a fairy ring - a Sugar Maple or something like that?
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 6:42 AM Permalink
OT

Fairy rings don't always grow in the shade. Some feed off decayed roots of old trees. Mine ring is a result of the latter. There used to be a big old box elder tree in the yard that was removed for obvious reasons. Years ago, when I was growing up, there were so many bugs the trunk would be red. I remember my father taking a kettle of boiling water and pouring it on the trunk.

I like this definition of a fairy ring.

fairy ring

n. a naturally occurring ground circle caused by fungi or other biological agents; figuratively, a fanciful ring or circle of mystical or unusual behavior or action.
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 7:00 AM Permalink
me2

:sheepish: :sheepish: :sheepish: :goofy:

and I can't even tell you what I was thinking when I read "fairy ring" :sheepish:

ty for posting the def.
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 7:55 AM Permalink
Redbear

I know where you can get some...
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 8:51 AM Permalink
OT

I've had plenty of frogs pee in my hand, but have never seen one poop. :litesmile:
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 9:27 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I know you had to be thinking of this guy



I'm not sure where the ring is tho :lipsealed:
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 9:59 AM Permalink
me2

nice clothes pin buddy!
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 10:12 AM Permalink
Redbear

Boy Jake's let himself go since he won the medallion.
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 10:17 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

:eek:
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 12:48 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

OT doing shrooms!!Ha!

(I had to look up toadstools too)
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 12:50 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I was thinking some kinda piercing Tim might have when I heard "Fairy Ring"
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 12:53 PM Permalink
me2

hehe

speaking of Tim... Jake was at the WILD hockey game the other night when over the loud speaker he heard "Larry Petrie" - and saw Larry's face on the JUMBO TRON - turns out Larry got picked out of thousands to try and win some game- guess he didn't though :frown: -- but cool nun-the-less
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 1:09 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

OT's Magic Mushrooms - sounds Smurfy to me!






Fri, 03/21/2008 - 1:15 PM Permalink
me2

he is way cooL!!

reminds me of MarleyKing
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 2:00 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

Welcome Back Kitch!!! it was Quite around here with out you!! :coolfrown: :coolfrown:
Mon, 03/24/2008 - 2:26 PM Permalink
Redbear

Kitch, what are the associated costs with listing a home on ebay?
Wed, 04/02/2008 - 8:08 AM Permalink
KITCH

ebay is hard for me to google at work...

gotta wait til i'm at home :frown:
Wed, 04/02/2008 - 8:20 AM Permalink
Redbear

Ok, since you were talking about calling fortune 500 people at home...Who's the person at The Home Depot corporate in charge of Gift Regstries? Because it's horseshit and I want to complain.
Wed, 04/02/2008 - 11:54 AM Permalink
KITCH

go higher..

frank blake

Carol B. Tome

Joe J. DeAngelo

Craig A. Menear

J. Paul Raines

Robert L. Nardelli

770-433-8211

you can call this no and use the name directory...

odds are you'll get a receptionist...but your half way there once you get one of those..
Wed, 04/02/2008 - 12:11 PM Permalink
Redbear

You have job titles for any of these people?
Wed, 04/02/2008 - 12:20 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

what is in a lava lamp?? Is it just wax and colerd water???
Wed, 04/02/2008 - 12:48 PM Permalink
KITCH

The lamp consists of an incandescent bulb which heats the contents of a tapered glass bottle containing water and a translucent mix of wax and carbon tetrachloride (although other combinations may be used). A metallic wire coil which is hidden in the base of the lamp both furthers the necessary heat convection and suspends the falling blobs of liquid wax.

The wax is slightly denser than the water at room temperature, and slightly less dense than the water under marginally warmer conditions. This occurs because the wax expands more than the water when both are heated.

While common wax is much less dense than water and would float in it at any room temperature, a heavy, nonflammable solvent is added to tune the wax density to be just slightly higher than that of water.

Wax at the bottom heats until it melts, eventually becoming less dense than the liquid around it; portions of wax thus overcomes its surface tension and rises. Near the top, away from the heat source, the wax cools and contracts, and as its density thus increases it begins to fall.

The lava lamp owes its classic shape to physics as much as aesthetics: at the tapered end there is more surface area per unit volume of liquid, hence the liquid in that area undergoes a higher rate of cooling than the liquid nearer the bottom. The whole process is a macroscopic, visible, form of convection heat transfer, although it also occurs on a molecular scale within the liquids themselves. The difference in temperature between the top and bottom of the lava lamp, as with a Galilean thermometer, is only a few degrees.

While the fluctuating wax spheroids frequently collide as they rise and fall, they do not cohere in transit insofar as they regain sufficient surface tension. The heat source at the bottom, most specifically the heat coil, overcomes surface tension of the individual wax blobs. This causes the descending individual blobs of wax to coalesce into the single liquid wax mass at the bottom of the container.

The cycle of rising and falling masses of colorful wax continues for as long as the temperature differential remains sufficiently great. Operating temperatures of lava lamps vary, but are normally around 60 °C (140 °F). If too low or too high a wattage bulb is used in the base, the "lava" ceases to circulate, either remaining quiescent at the bottom (too cold) or virtually all of it rising to the top (too hot).

Sensitivity to initial conditions renders the manifold characteristics of the wax blobs (their phase shifts, size, speed, number, currents, protean forms, varying viscosity, collisions, etc.) sufficiently unpredictable to serve as an excellent if fanciful example of chaos theory in action. The Lavarand system used this unpredictability as the basis of a notable hardware random number generator.
Wed, 04/02/2008 - 12:50 PM Permalink
Eags

That reminds me - I've got an old lava lamp somewhere. I wonder what the heck happened to it!
Wed, 04/02/2008 - 1:29 PM Permalink