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Cats or Dogs?

Submitted by THX 1138 on


The Voting Booth is Closed

As you can tell, this poll is VERY scientific in nature. Margin of error is a mere +/- 0.05%


Final Tally: 
Dog = 12 (Way to go, Quentin) 
Cat = 400,026 
Pig = 1 
Pet Rock = 1 
Firebelly Newt = 1 
Wombat = 4 (Includes other marsupials) 
Gerbil = 1 
Snakes= 1 
 

------------Honorable Mentions------------

 

Peacock = 0 (Though the peababies are damn cute).

 

Snow Leopards = 0 (Honorable mention)

 

Slow Lorises - Chunking Express loves em!

 

Fast Lorises - LUV2FLY will have nothing to do with those "Slow" Lorises.

 

Turtle = The turtle died

 

Stud Horse = 1 (just for having the word "stud" in his name)

 

wilyone

By what logic, ares?

Thu, 03/27/2003 - 9:24 PM Permalink
ares

you cast a vote for dogs, then cast one for snakes.

Thu, 03/27/2003 - 10:03 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I'll 'cast' one for fish. Get it? cast one?

Damn I'm funna

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 12:31 AM Permalink
THX 1138



I think the snake should get one absentee vote.

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 6:47 AM Permalink
ares

lemme guess. its the lawyer relationship, isn't it, that entitles them to that vote?

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 6:54 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Lawyer relationship?

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 7:06 AM Permalink
ares

ya know. lawyers = snakes. afraid someone will sue if you don't let the vote in? :)

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 7:22 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Ooooh, I'm tellin' Scribe!

Dal too!

And Jethro!

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 8:41 AM Permalink
ares

go ahead and tell 'em.

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 8:44 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Oh yeah, you're real brave NOW.

:-)

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 8:50 AM Permalink
ares

you're braver cuz you included dal in that list.....

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 8:53 AM Permalink
THX 1138



I'm braver? This isn't about me.

Fri, 03/28/2003 - 9:41 AM Permalink
me2

Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

Fri, 04/11/2003 - 10:11 AM Permalink
Chungking Express

Hey me2--nice pic. I have another image of that same character:

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Sat, 04/12/2003 - 7:53 PM Permalink
me2

OMG! of all things she has a whip!!!!

Sat, 04/12/2003 - 7:59 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

She's got this look of "Mess with me and I'll take you by the balls and...."

Sat, 04/12/2003 - 8:10 PM Permalink
ares

time to change avatars now, j? ;) pretty please with a whip on top?

Sat, 04/12/2003 - 8:45 PM Permalink
Chungking Express

Who is she, anyway? I just have that one pic, and I don't recall where I found it. It was back in January sometime--I think it came up as a mis-match in a Google image search I was doing, and I just grabbed it.

Sat, 04/12/2003 - 10:34 PM Permalink
me2

Its ME! in my underworld life ;)
now the whole world knows --lol

I dont recall where I got her either.

Sun, 04/13/2003 - 9:37 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I dont recall where I got her either

Man, how many times I've said that in my life...
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none unfortunately ;-(

Sun, 04/13/2003 - 7:32 PM Permalink
ares

thats because you weren't drunk enough when you got her

Sun, 04/13/2003 - 7:40 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Sun, 06/08/2003 - 8:33 AM Permalink
me2

now- I have 3 cats and 1 dog :)
I got you beat! - I got a hamster too!

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 12:45 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I know someone who has a bunch of gerbils but they're not used as pets. Are they still counted?

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 1:13 PM Permalink
THX 1138



The voting booth is closed.

Go away.

There's nothing to see here.

:-)

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 1:24 PM Permalink
ares


:: in that case, stuffs in 400000 extra cat votes ::

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 1:25 PM Permalink
me2

- and are you gonna count all those votes one by one Ares?

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 1:38 PM Permalink
wilyone

:: in that case, stuffs in 400000 extra cat votes ::


<...sneaks in and sets the additional cat votes on fire...>

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 1:40 PM Permalink
ares

- and are you gonna count all those votes one by one Ares?

yes dear. of course i am.


<...sneaks in and sets the additional cat votes on fire...>


:: makes note that cat ballots were made of asbestos ::

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 1:50 PM Permalink
me2

and your gonna touch asbestos?
oh my

I knew this election was tainted!

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 3:43 PM Permalink
maggieo

Aren't they all?

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 3:43 PM Permalink
wilyone


<causes asbestos cat ballots to crumble and be inhaled by ballot-counters, who eventually die of asbestosis, prior to the completion of the count>

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 5:25 PM Permalink
ares

and your gonna touch asbestos?

don't worry, baby. i'll wear a respirator. you don't have to worry about losing me to it. ;)

damn you, wily!

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 5:28 PM Permalink
wilyone

...heh...

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 5:32 PM Permalink
ares


:: digs out flamethrower. aims in the direction of wily, who has conveniently disposed of all the protective asbestos.... ::

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 5:48 PM Permalink
wilyone


<aims attack helicopter's chain gun at ares, spits several hundred rounds of depleted uranium shells at his feet, speeds out of flamethrower range, then stops and looses a salvo of 2.75" rockets at him>

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 5:54 PM Permalink
ares

hey. i keep my weapons here. you keep your weapons in your camp :)

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 6:03 PM Permalink
wilyone

ares, if you hadn't menaced me with that flamethrower, I wouldn't have had to retaliatedefend myself.

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 6:18 PM Permalink
ares

mmm-hmmmm.

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 7:20 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 10:47 PM Permalink
maggieo

::dusts off and nukes the site from orbit::

It's the only way to be sure.

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 10:54 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Is that from Aliens?

Tue, 06/17/2003 - 5:30 AM Permalink
maggieo

Roger, that.

Tue, 06/17/2003 - 8:17 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

Tue, 06/17/2003 - 8:21 AM Permalink
THX 1138



and starts a new mutated race of Medallion hunters.

We've already got that. They're called the Cooler Crew.

Tue, 06/17/2003 - 8:30 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Roger, that.

I love that movie. I gotta get that on DVD.

Tue, 06/17/2003 - 8:31 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

I GOT A JOE.

Tue, 06/17/2003 - 8:42 AM Permalink
me2

The Cooler Crew will be ruled by JOE!

Tue, 06/17/2003 - 10:06 AM Permalink